Britain's premier unrealistic fantasy series, Our Government (also known as "Prime Minister Who?") has recently been going through something of a ratings slump, allegedly due in part to the latest sidekick's disappointing lack of charisma. So, in an attempt to perk up the nation's interest, the Powers That Be have decided to stage a big ( Read more... )

Earlier this week, fuchsoid suggested I make Mayor of London icons. I said it wouldn't happen. But my imagination apparently had other ideas.


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The country is agog with the news is that Britain's leading unrealistic fantasy series, Our Government, has undergone a complete recasting, in the hope of coaxing back some of its lost fans. Publicists claim that the new leading man will be playing it dour and enigmatic, and keeping his original Scottish accent ( Read more... )

I note with interest that Tony Blair apparently calls 10 Downing Street "the TARDIS". I bet he's also annoyed that the press have totally spoilered his forthcoming "regenerationWhatever next? I imagine the hardcore Labour faithful go around insisting that the relationship between Tony and Cherie is entirely platonic, and that their children were ( Read more... )

Yes, it's the long-awaited return of B*A*P*S - the Bloody Awful Poets Society! You may have tried to forget, but I'm sure you remember. ( The first rule of Bloody Awful Poets Society is... )